Imp Bones Made of Jelly

lemon-kiss:

Finished work! 

Photo study for head painting

You should all watch my ugly sister. She’s a brilliant artist and even more so now that she’s going to school.

(via millilicious)

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

EDIT: Let me say that I don’t think skinny people don’t get shit either. I’ve seen a lot of people saying that they get a lot of comments on their size because they’re seen as being unhealthy, too. Sorry about my poor choice of words. It sucks when people tell you that you’re not allowed to feel a certain way because you look a certain way (ie: your thin privilege means your feelings never get hurt you don’t know what it’s like!!!)

Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste. 

Sandcastles are for chumps.

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T REPRESENT TRADITIONAL ROBOT NORMS OF FUNCTIONALITY. REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH THIGH-GAP.

Thomas from my vampire thing who looks waaaay too much like Mitchell. And CupcakeFace SparkleMane.

It’s like looking into the eyes of Satan himself and seeing the hell that will devour you.

I’m jumping on the Moon Moon bandwagon. I think I did it wrong. I did legit werewolves instead of majestic wolves. Oops.

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Illusive-senpai for the Mass Effect yaoi.

PEOPLE OF THE KINK MEME

tankasaurus:

THE WORD IS PROSTATE. NOT PROSTRATE. PROSTRATE IS THE ACT OF LYING FACE FIRST ON THE GROUND LIKE GROVELING. PROSTATE IS THE ORGAN THAT HELPS THE PENIS EJACULATE. WORDS ARE HARD I KNOW BUT DON’T MIX THESE UP.

I’m looking at you, hobbit kink meme.

I know I’ve already made this joke but this needed to be done in MSPaint okay. IT NEEDED TO BE DONE IN MSPAINT OKAY.

My computer skills have skyrocketed since I’ve started using MSPaint as my main painting program. 

I don’t need to buy AC4. I already know what it’s about.

DWOBBIT BABBY NO LONGER BABBY BUT STILL DWOBBIT. Dwobbits are the best of both worlds. She’d be all soft and fluffy like a hobbit but all hardy and buff and hairy like a dwarf and all the other hobbit kids are scared of her because she’s so rough and Thorin’s like THAT’S MY GIRL YOU PUMMEL THOSE KIDS and Bilba’s like NO STOP THAT’S NOT WHAT HOBBITS DO and she’d have fantastic mutton-chops and she’d comb them every morning like her dad and she’s all Took and dwarf and Bilba’s like I WASN’T THIS BAD WHAT DO I DO;IJAFDKLSFA;KHAF

DWOBBIT BABBIES.

My hand slipped….

Proud father!Thorin and mildly displeased just-squeezed-out-a-baby-twice-my-size!Bilba. 

I just needed Kili freaking the fuck out over a dwobbit baby. I’d do the same thing in his situation.